Standard (EADGBE)

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Eating mushrooms ain't for me

Or getting all screwed up on LSD

Or eating bean sprouts all day long

Or smoking pot out of a bong

Wearin' flowers in my hair

And having dirty underwear

I don't wanna be a granola-head

I don't wanna be a granola-head

Whacked-out hippies brains are scrambled eggs

Ugly chicks with very hairy legs

I think I'd rather be at home

Listening to the Ramones

Or hanging out and getting drunk

With a bunch of useless punks

Chorus

Oh can't you see

It's not for me

Eating bean sprouts all day long

And smoking pot out of a bong

Wearing flowers in my hair

And having dirty underwear

Chorus

2x)