Derogatory Remarks - Pot And Cheap Wine Chords

Rhythm guitar part only  (chords may not have the right names, get over it, this isn't
mozart were dealing with here)

Chords   3/4 timing

     Eb    Ab     C#     Ab      E        B      A

e   -x-   -x-   -x-   -x-   -0-   -x-   -0-
b   -x-   -x-   -x-   -x-   -0-   -x-   -0-
g   -9-   -x-   -6-   -x-   -1-   -4-   -2-
d   -9-   -6-   -6-   -7-   -2-   -4-   -2-
a   -7-   -6-   -4-   -7-   -2-   -2-   -0-
E   -0-   -4-   -0-   -5-   -0-   -0-   -0-

Each chord= one measure of 3/4 time
Intro  EEBA

Verse 1
Eb                 Eb             Ab           Ab            C#        C#              Ab   Ab
kind of tired at five to five on a friday I stumbled into the bar
 Eb              Eb                Ab               Ab                C#             C#  
            Ab       Ab
when a pretty young girl with a pretty young face yelled I love Derogatory Remarks
Eb              Eb         Eb         Eb      Ab         Ab        Ab        Ab
now I knew that she was taken   and I shouldn't even try
 C#      C#           C#          C#            Ab          Ab           Ab            Ab
but sometimes the sober conscious   just can't beat the drunken mind
and she said

Chorus
  E             E                    B                A
that  her boyfriend well he works on fridays
  E             E            B          A
and he doesn't get off till nine
  E                E               B          A
so we could meet up at happy hour
  E                      E               B                   A
go to my place with some pot and cheap wine
  E                        E                    B                   A
and we could hang--with some pot and cheap wine
  E                       E                     B                   A
ya we could hang--with some pot and cheap wine

Verse 2
   Eb             Ab        C#        Ab      Eb              Ab                 C#      
        Ab
grabbed our jackets went to mobil bought two blunts and a box of white zinfindale
  Eb              Ab       C#         Ab       Eb             Ab                 C#      
        Ab
went to the frat house bought a dime bag got ripped off by her boyfriends best friend
  Eb           Eb     Ab  Ab    C#          C#            Ab           Ab
got to my place by 6:30 guess theres a such thing as a cheap date
  Eb                   Eb          Ab                   Ab             C#          C#    
      Ab           Ab
played cup got drunk smoked a blunt then f**ked back at the bar by eight

Chorus

Break   Eb Ab C# Ab x4

Chorus


thats it.