2000 Man

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Well, my name it is a number
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It's on a piece of plastic film
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And I've been growin' funny flowers
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Outside on my little window sill
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And don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
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And my kids, they just don't understand me at all


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You know, my wife still respects me
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Even though I really misuse her
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I am having an affair
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With the Random computer

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But don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
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And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

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Oh daddy, proud of your planet
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Oh mommy, proud of your sun
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Oh daddy, proud of your planet
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Oh mommy. proud of your sun

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Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'
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Like they did when you were young
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Or did they come down crashin'
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Seeing all the things you'd done
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Spacin' out and havin' fun


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Oh daddy, proud of your planet
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Oh mommy, proud of your sun
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Oh daddy, proud of your planet
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Oh mommy. proud of your sun

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Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'
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Like they did when you were young
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Or did they come down crashin'
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Seeing all the things you'd done
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Spacin' out and havin' fun

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And don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
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And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

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And don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
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And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

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Understand me, u-understand me, u-understand me, now understand me
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And don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
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And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

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And don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
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And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

A5 D5 A5 (Before End)

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I'm a 2,000 man,             
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I'm a 2,000 man
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I'm a 2,000 man, 
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I'm a 2,000 man, yeah, 2,000